I understand greatly that there is a big shortage of space on the internet, so I completely understand the white-knuckled rage you felt when you stumbled upon yet ANOTHER self-indulgent twenty-something cis-gendered white male. But wait! I'm on a path of..
**~~~ SELF DISCOVERRYYYY!!! ~~~**
All right, for realsies, what is my deal? I am twenty-seven and I got NATHIN' going on. And when I mean nathin', I mean I am a true NEET. I live in Ontario, Canada, staying at my mom's with my stepdad and younger sister, two amazing dogs, and 2 cats that are okay [-150 internet points I know]
Make no mistake I have lived with lots of other people over the last 8 years but once again I have reverted to the unambitious tediously easy life. Alas, a change must once be made again, and this time-
IT'S PERSONAL.
I'm moving in with my equally if not more sardonic brother Jordan who lives in beautiful Victoria, British Columbia. He's a real peach and you'll see lots of us I'm sure. I leave in 5 days and while I feel already homesick and already miss my dogs [forget family and friends!]; I am very excited.
Over the next several centuries I will show you my transformation from overweight human male to a svelte Zorglop from Artemis 9. You will see videos of me doing my best David Hasselhoff impression where I wolf down a cheeseburger after immense amounts Jack Daniels and regret. I will write about punk rock, going to shows, meeting interesting people, and probably talk about video games, too, as that virtually gets no coverage online.
Are you excited? I'm excited. I'm going to take my dogs for a walk now.
Toodles,
-mike
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